I’m the person who goes into a restaurant, sits down patiently and waits while the waitresses do everything but take my order.
I’m the person who goes into a department store and stands quietly while the sales clerks finish their little chit chat.
I’m the person who drives into a petrol station and never blows the horn, but waits patiently while the attendant finishes reading a comic book.
Yes, you might say I’m a good person. But do you know who else I am?
I’m the person who never comes back, and it amuses me to see you spending thousands of dollars every year to get me back when I was there in the first place . . . . . and all you had to do was to show me a little courtesy!